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Parrot Fancy Dress and that Turkey!

Posted on 16th May 2015
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Parrot Costumes and what actually happened to the Turkey?

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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
 
The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder in its choice of words. 
 
In utter desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. 

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said; "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour when the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"And may I ask what the turkey did?"
 
Now if you thought that was funny, you’ll definitely find that our colourful Parrot Fancy Dress Costumes will give you something to smile about.  From a range of animal themed costumes which includes all manner of beasts, these parrot costumes will bring instant colour to any dress up party being a beach party, luau or even a Stag Night – in which case it’s a flock of parrots.
 
At Karnival Costumes we’re all about offering you a choice so as well as two different parrot costumes, we’ve a range of multi-coloured costume accessories including wings, boas, socks and lots more besides. So if you have a memory for jokes, dressed as a parrot, you’ll be able to tell the story from your side!
 
So to help you make your choice from the parrot goodies and costumes on offer here at Karnival Costumes here’s just a flavour of what you’ll find in our store;
 
Rasta Imposta Parrot Costume 3124A from Karnival Costumes
Reference: AR03124A
 
Well, we’ll know “who's a pretty boy” when you don this super Parrot costume from Rasta Imposta. Let them laugh about losing the pirate’s shoulder we’re sure lots more will come your way so this is not the outfit for the shy retiring type. It comprises of a wonderfully coloured long winged body suit which features a high rounded neckline and a bright red body. The wings are attached and made from large individual coloured elements with the inside of the wing being solid green. The costume also includes a large parrot's headpiece in red with a yellow collar and white eye pieces. This very colourful parrot fancy dress comes with a pair of parrot's feet in black.
 
 
 
 
 
Wicked Parrot Fancy Dress Costume FN-8621 from Karnival Costumes
Reference: AW0N8621
 
Our parrot costume, which is similar to the Rasta Imposta costume described above, also comprises of a colourful winged body suit featuring a high rounded neck line and a bright red body. The attached wings, which act as sleeves for the arms are made from large individual coloured wing elements with the inside of the wing being a solid green colour. The costume also includes a large parrot's headpiece in red with a yellow collar and white eye pieces plus a shaped black beak. This is a really funny costume and you'd be surprised at how many times you will want to wear it...  It comes complete with large black feet (not shown in the picture) and these look best when worn with a pair of simple black trousers or jeans. Who's a pretty boy? Well you will be wearing this costume! And so as not to offend, who's a pretty girl? Oh you know the rest!
 
 
 
Party Animal by Fun World 30464 from Karnival Costumes
 
Reference: AW030464
 
If you’re not sure that the Parrot costume is for you but you definitely are a Party Animal, why not dress like one? This is the ultimate in party costumes from Fun World and includes the top, shorts, looped belt, mask and shot glass Party Animal? You bet! The inclusion of the mask will allow for your mischief to be carried out in anonymity.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And if you don’t fancy wearing a complete parrot fancy dress costume but you like the idea of being part of the colourful flock, then why not select a few themed parrot costume accessories from huge collection? Here’s just a few:
Parrot Wings by Boland available from Karnival Costumes
 
 
Reference: US74479M
 
Stunning and very useful this is a pair of rainbow coloured feather wings. A fantastic set of angel wings in an open position which are constructed from a rainbow of coloured feathers on a wired framework with a polystyrene base which give these a 3D shaping. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Feathered Parrot for Pirates Everywhere from Karnival Costumes
 
 
Reference:  UP707001
 
Multicoloured feathered parrot.  Great fancy dress costume accessory for any Pirate, because let's face it, what self-respecting Pirate doesn't have a Parrot! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Rainbow Coloured Bowler Hat from a collection of colourful costume hats at Karnival Costumes
Reference:  US7H7782
 
We’ve a range of rainbow coloured hats including this parrot striped bowler hat which is perfect for the man or woman who wants to exude lots of colour, or for the man about town during any of the Rainbow Parades during the season, this is a super rainbow coloured striped velour bowler hat with a black hatband. 
 
 
 
And don't forget this really is only a small selection of our Parrot or Rainbow coloured costumes and accessories so if you want to use the joke above, why not make sure that you at least look like a parrot!
 
 
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